Here at the weather station, we are NOT a weather station AT ALL!!

Our "multi-purpose" facility manufactures weapons and technology [3D MODELS] of the HIGHEST CALIBER!

Need somebody dead fast? We've got the tools for YOU!

Want a sexy, pimped out ride to drive to your human rights violation court date? We've got your back! (and your wallet??)

Our diverse selection of [UNIQUE HAND MADE 3D-MODELS] ranges anywhere from heavy duty land assault vehicles,
to airdropped Phalli (Perfect for that pesky 80 year old wheelchair bound neighbor you HATE!).

For just the low-low price of [YOUR SOUL/wallet], we will manufacture anything [YOUR SOUL/wallet] desires!

When you decide to partner with us, our public relations representative (DISGRUNTLED_SKELETON) will gladly assist you with wage remittances!

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